Starting From£495
Report Length22 Pages
Turnaround5–7 Days
Industry FocusWedding Only
Based InEast Midlands, UK
Now Taking Enquiries

Finally see
where your
business is going.

You've built something creative people love to book. Now give it the financial clarity it deserves — a proper written analysis of where you stand, where you're heading, and a clear plan to get there intentionally. Plain English. No spreadsheets, no jargon.

£495
Starting Price — One Time
22PG
Avg Report Length
5–7 DAYS
Turnaround
Profit Vows financial analysis report for UK wedding businesses
Qualified accountant · FTSE 100 expertise
£495 one-off · no subscriptions or retainers
Plain English · no jargon, no spreadsheets

You're doing well.
Imagine doing it with a plan.

You're booked, you're delivering, and clients love what you do. But most creative businesses reach a point where instinct only gets you so far. A clear financial picture changes everything — you stop reacting and start directing. I build that picture for you, and show you exactly where to take it next.

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Know exactly which marketing is generating bookings — and which to cutA clear breakdown of where your enquiries actually come from, so you can put budget behind what's working and stop spending on what isn't.
02
A pricing structure that recovers every cost and reflects your true valueEvery mile driven, every hotel night, every hour on the road — properly accounted for and built into your pricing from the start.
03
Know your real hourly rate, your margin, and where to set prices with confidence12 hours per booking. When you know the true number, pricing becomes a decision, not a guess.
04
A cash flow plan that makes the quiet months predictable, not stressfulSummer income working for you year-round — a seasonal plan that means January feels like a planned pause, not a crisis.
05
Understand exactly where your bookings come from and how to get more of themA clear picture of your digital presence and how to make it work harder — so couples searching for what you do actually find you.
06
Walk into every April knowing exactly where you stand — nothing hidden, nothing missedA full tax position and expense audit — so HMRC holds no surprises and you claim everything you're entitled to.

Not a meeting you'll forget.
A plan you'll use.

No vague conversation, no generic tips. You get a properly written, professionally formatted financial plan — built entirely from your numbers — that gives you a clear picture of your business and exactly where to take it next.

Inside your report

Up to 22 pages · bespoke to your business · plain English throughout
01
Financial Executive Summary & Key Metrics
02
Profit Leaks Analysis — what it's costing you
03
Expense Breakdown & Tax Compliance Audit
04
Pricing & Profit Margin Audit — your true hourly rate
05
SWOT & Cash Flow / Seasonality
06
Competitor, Digital Presence & SEO Audit Strategy +
07
Advertising Strategy & Growth Roadmap Strategy +
08
Full 90-Day Action Plan — what to do, in order Strategy +
…plus revenue ceiling modelling, client lifetime value, market positioning and more — 22 sections in total. See a real example report →
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A document, not a meeting you forget

Every package includes the full written report as a PDF you keep. Read it at your own pace, come back to it whenever you need.

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Your real numbers, not generic tips

Built from your actual income and expenses. I name the exact leaks, in pounds — like the £3,270/year of recoverable waste found in a real client report.

A plan you can actually follow

It ends with clear, prioritised actions — earn more, waste less — written so you know exactly what to do first. On the Growth Partner tier, I walk you through it on a call and support you for 6 months.

Financial expertise built in boardrooms.
Applied to your business.

I'm a qualified accountant who spent years doing financial analysis for FTSE 100 companies. That level of rigour almost never reaches small creative businesses — and it should.

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I started Profit Vows because the best financial insight in the world shouldn't only be available to big corporations. You've built something people love. You deserve to actually profit from it.

— Founder, Profit Vows · East Midlands, UK
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Qualified Accountant
Formally qualified. Working knowledge of UK tax law, HMRC compliance, allowable expenses, and financial reporting.
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FTSE 100 Background
Years of financial analysis at corporate level — the same standard and depth, applied to your business.
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Wedding Industry Only
Photographers, illustrators, venues, planners, caterers, stylists. I know the seasonal patterns and pricing challenges.
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East Midlands, UK
Working with wedding businesses across England and Wales. Every report written by me — no outsourcing, no third parties.

Five steps to a business
that runs on your terms.

From the moment you get in touch to the moment your report lands — here's exactly what happens. No surprises, no mystery.

01
Discovery
You get in touch — I take it from there
Fill in the short form below. Name, email, which package interests you. Two minutes max. No financial data needed at this stage.
02
Data Intake
Share only what you're comfortable with
Bank statements, invoices, accounting exports (Xero, QuickBooks), or simple summary figures. Not comfortable sharing financials? No problem — I focus on pricing, SEO and growth instead.
03
Deep Analysis
I find exactly where your money is going
I go through your pricing, profit margins, ad spend, travel costs, cash flow, tax position and online presence — and work out, in pounds, what's leaking and what's being left on the table.
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Your Report
You receive a written report — and a clear plan
A bespoke PDF you keep, up to 22 pages, written for you in plain English. It shows what you're really earning, names every leak, and ends with a prioritised action plan: exactly what to change, in what order. On time, every time.
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Implementation (Growth Partner)
A 1-to-1 call, then 6 months of support
On the Growth Partner tier, I walk you through every recommendation on a call, then stay available for 6 months as you implement — so you're never left wondering what to do next.

From where you are
to where you want to be.

Every report is built from your own data. What you get back is a proper consultant-grade document — written in plain English, showing the full picture and exactly what to do.

Disorganised wedding business data before Profit Vows
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Where you are now
Profit Vows bespoke financial report
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The picture I build you
Wedding business growth after Profit Vows
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Where you go next
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Real Client Example — Data Anonymised
Izzy Illustration — See 4 of 22 Report Sections
Financial Year 2024  ·  Wedding Illustrator  ·  UK Sole Trader
View Example Report →

Three tiers. One goal:
a profitable business.

Every report is bespoke — built from your actual data, pricing, and market. No templates. No generic advice. Pick the depth that suits where you're at.

Entry · Most Popular Start
The Analysis
£495
One-time · 5–7 days
12-month historical financial review
Profit leaks identified & quantified
Expense & tax risk flagged
Pricing, competitors & SEO review
Full written report in plain English
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Premium · Ongoing Support
The Growth Partner
£1,000
One-time · 10–14 days
Everything in The Full Strategy
45-min 1-to-1 report walkthrough call
Unlimited email support for 6 months
6-month check-in call — I review what's changed
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Your questions.
Answered.

Straight answers. No jargon.

Is my business data safe? +

Yes. Anything you send me is handled in line with UK GDPR. Your data is only used to write your report and never shared with anyone else.

Are you a financial advisor? +

No. Profit Vows is business management consultancy. I'm not regulated by the FCA and don't give regulated financial or investment advice. For tax decisions, I'd point you to a qualified UK accountant.

What do I need to send you? +

Usually your last 12 months of income and expenses — but you decide how. Bank statements, invoices, accounting exports (Xero, QuickBooks), or a simple summary spreadsheet all work. Not comfortable sharing financials? I can focus entirely on pricing, SEO, and growth strategy instead.

Do I have to send bank statements? +

No — absolutely not. Summary figures or exports work just as well. And if you'd prefer to keep financials private entirely, there's still a full report to be built around pricing, SEO, competitors and growth strategy. You only share what you're comfortable with.

How long does it take? +

The Analysis lands within 5–7 days of me getting your data. Full Strategy and Growth Partner reports take 10–14 days. I'll confirm a specific date once your data is in.

Is the report a template or bespoke? +

Bespoke, top to bottom. Every report is built from your actual data and goals — your pricing, your market, your patterns. No two reports look the same.

I'm not good with numbers — will I understand it? +

That's exactly who this is written for. No jargon, no dense tables. Every section is in plain English with clear, actionable steps. If you can read a blog post, you can follow a Profit Vows report.

Do you only work with wedding businesses? +

For now, yes — photographers, illustrators, venues, planners, caterers, stylists. Sticking to one industry means the analysis is sharper than any generalist could offer.

Three steps to a business
with a plan behind it.

No long forms upfront. No mystery about what happens next. Send your application in under two minutes — I'll take it from there.

1
Submit your application
Name, email, and which package interests you. Two minutes, tops. No financial data needed yet.
2
I confirm & send your invoice
Within one business day I'll read your application, confirm the package, and send your invoice. Nothing taken until you've said yes.
3
Pay & I get to work
Once payment's in, I send your secure onboarding link. Fill in the intake form, share your information, and I start your report.
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My Commitment To You
Every application is read by me personally within one business day. No automated replies. I read every submission myself and reply directly.
Ready To Start?
Under 2 minutes · No payment at this stage
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Privacy PromiseYou never need to share bank statements. Share what you're comfortable with — or skip financials entirely and I'll focus on pricing, SEO and growth instead.
🔐  Your application stays between us. No payment taken at this stage.